BE LESS PREDICTABLE

They killed him at 7pm at Ebute Metta Lagos, he was fucking predictable, they knew he will always remove all the magical charms on his body whenever he is praying Maghreb at 7pm, Prof Peller paid the price for being too predictable!


Early morning tea was his favourite, he loved tea like he loves his women, all they needed to do was do the tea and give him to sip, that's all, Abiola paid the ultimate price for being too predictable!

Apple was his favourite! Just like Asian virgins, the virgins came, most beautiful virgins in the world, The General saw flawless virgins and forgot military intelligence, he ate the apple and collapsed while sucking milky pointed robust boobs! Abacha the Man!

Being predictable is very professional but it always lead to nasty regrets! Apply military intelligence to your common sense to survive. If you have been taking a route to work, change it sometimes, if you always arrive by 9, you are dead mate, change it, do not let people know that....e go soon drive pass, na here e dey take everyday!! You are a goner!!! Be a bit unpredictable to live long!!  It is well ooooooooo
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STALEMATE.......(JUST 4 LAFFS)

I used N4,000 to buy fuel for my car. I decided to use the remaining N1,000 I had left in my pocket to get some food in a restaurant before I face the Lagos traffic. As I ordered the food and sat down to eat, a well-dressed man in a suit sitting beside me said, "I love the way you eat, try their snail, I will pay."

I hastily added four pieces of snail at a cost of N2,000 and continued eating. He said again, "You eat so well, please get a bottle of wine so that you can drink after eating."

I hastily made the order and was having fun. My total bill came up to about N10,000. I thanked him for accepting to pay.

As I stood to leave, my car key fell down and I bent to pick it. I discovered that the man was bare-footed! I thought the man was attending a certain church but 3 hefty guys immediately busted in and grabbed him by the arm. One of them said to me, "I'm sorry if this man has been disturbing you, he just escape from our psychiatric hospital this morning...''

I fainted!.....Oro pee si je oo oro di hun!🚶🚶🚶🚶