*I WANT TO BE A TV*

A Primary School teacher asked her pupils to write an essay on ”A wish you want from God?" At the end of the day, the teacher collected all the essays given by her pupils. She took them to her house, sat down and started marking.

Whilst marking the essays, she sees a strange essay written by one of her pupils. That essay made her very emotional. Her husband came and sat beside her and saw her crying. The husband asked her, "What happened?" "What's making you cry"


She answered "Read this. It is one of my pupil's essay."

"Oh God, Make me a Television.  I want to live like the TV in my house.

In my house, the TV is very valuable. All of my family members sit around it. They are very interested in it.  When the TV is talking, my parents listen to it very happily.

They don’t shout at the TV. They don’t quarrel with the TV.  They don’t slap the TV. So I want to become a TV.

The TV is the centre of attraction in my house.  I want to receive the same special care that the TV receives from my parents. Even when it is not working, the TV has a lot of value.

When my dad and mom come home, they  immediately sit in front of the TV, switch it on and spend hours watching it.  The TV is stealing the time of my dad and my mom.  If I become a TV, then they will spend their time with me.

While watching the TV, my parents laugh a lot and they smile many times. But I want my parents to laugh and smile with me also.  So please God make me a TV

And last but not the least, if I become a TV, surely I can make my parents happy and entertain them. Lord I won't ask you for anything more. I just want to live like a TV. Please turn me into a TV.

The husband completed reading the essay.  He said "My God, poor kid. He feels lonely. He did not receive enough love and care from his parents. His parents are horrible."

The eyes of the primary School teacher filled with tears. She looked at her husband and said, "Our son wrote this. This essay belongs to our only son".

PRANK TAKEN TOO FAR 

Pappu, walked into a Bar and aggressively shouted his order to the bar man, ”Please give me half  chicken tandoori and then give everyone half a kilo steak and mutton, bcoz when I eat, I want everyone to eat!”
Bar man processed his request and gave him his
meal and everyone else their meals.

When they finished enjoying their meal he
shouted for another order, ”Give me a bottle of Champagne and give everybody else a bottle of Johnny Walker Black, bcoz when I drink, I want everybody to drink!”
Everyone was happy and singing praises, saying
Pappu is “The Man”.

When Pappu finished his drink he shouted again:
“Give me my bill and give everyone else their own bill, bcoz when I pay, I want everyone to pay ”. . .

Pappu's funeral is  tomorrow at 10 am