TEN GOLDEN SECRETS OF MARRIAGE

1. EVERYONE YOU MARRY HAS A WEAKNESS
Only God has no weakness, Every rose flower has its own thorn

2. EVERY ONE YOU MARRY HAS A DARK HISTORY
No one is an angel, avoid digging one's past, forgive and forget.

3. EVERY MARRIAGE HAS ITS OWN CHALLENGES
Marriage is not bed of roses every shinning marriage has gone through its own test of fire

4. EVERY MARRIAGE HAS DIFFERENT LEVELS OF SUCCESS
We can never be equal, some will be far in front and others far behind. To avoid marriage stresses, be patient, work hard and with time your marriage dreams shall come true

5. TO MARRY IS TO DECLARE A WAR
When you marry you enter into a battlefield. Be ready to fight to maintain your marriage zone.

6. THERE IS NO PERFECT MARRIAGE
There is no ready made marriage. Marriage is hard work, volunteer yourself and perfect it daily

7. GOD CANNOT GIVE YOU THE COMPLETE PERSON YOU DESIRE
He gives you, him or her in the form of raw materials in order for you to mould what you desire

8. TO MARRY IS TO TAKE A RISK
You cannot predict what will happen after marriage, situation may change, so leave a room for adjustment

9. MARRIAGE IS NOT A CONTRACT, IT IS PERMANENT
Marriage needs total commitment, love is the glue that makes a couple stick together. Divorce starts in the mind

10. EVERY MARRIAGE HAS A PRICE TO PAY
There is no free love in marriage, You cannot love without giving and sacrificing.

LAUGH IT OFF

CONCERNED MOTHER

A mother had 3 daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message"NESCAFE". The mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee advert on a newspaper,and it said; SATISFACTION TO THE LAST DROP.So the mother was happy.

Then the second daughter got married and after a week, she sent home a letter. there was only one message , it reads: "BENSON AND HEDGES". So, the mother looked for  a Benson and Hedges advert and it says; EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE, the mother was happy.

After the third daughter got married, the mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took four weeks for a message to arrive. When it did, the message simply said "BRITISH AIRWAYS". The mother was concerned, she frantically looked through all the newspaper and fainted. The advert read THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS.