WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES BACK AROUND

One Afternoon A Husband Arrived Home With Sad News.

*HUBBY:* Baby, I just received a call: mother is not feeling well. Shall we go to town and get some necessities for the Visit? Please write a list and then we can go.


*WIFE:* A list won't be necessary, we'll just get 2 cabbages and 2 litres of cooking oil.

*HUBBY:* Is it going to be enough really?

*WIFE:* Yes Sweetie, No need to waste money,of course it's gonna be enough.

(They Left For Town & After Getting 2 Cabbages & 2litres Of Cooking Oil, During the purchase The Hubby Asked His Wife Again If that Was All.
She Emphasized the Issue of Not Wasting Money On an impromptu Visit.
They Then Hit The Road Towards The Village & Where The Road Branches To Different Villages, The
Hubby Driving, Took A Turn To His Wife's Home.)

*WIFE:* ( _Shocked_) where are we going honey? I thought you said we're going to visit your mother.

*HUBBY:* Yes, we are. It's your mother(our mother) who is not feeling well.

*WIFE:* ( _Shocked & crying_) But the things we bought are not enough! Let's go back and get some more stuff.

*HUBBY:* No! I asked you over and over if it was all that you
needed & you said *"YES"*. We ain't going back......

*MORAL OF THE STORY:

Whatever that you want done to you, do it to others as well!!".

NEVER BAPTIZE A DRUNKARD......

A drunkard, walking past a river sees a priest baptizing his people and decides to go for a baptism.
The priest baptizes his people by dunking their heads into The water and asks, "Have you seen Jesus?"
The people respond "Yes, I’ve seen Jesus".
When it was the dronkie’s turn, the priest dunked his head into the water and pulled him out and asked him
"Have you seen Jesus?" He said no, so the priest put his head back into the water For a few more seconds and again asked "Have you seen Jesus?"
The dronkie replied "No old man."
Angrily, the priest dunked his head for a much longer time And pulled the drunkard’s head out and asked him

"Have you seen Jesus?" The drunk replied,  "Ekse my broe,……….. are you sure he fell into this river?"

#BlessedSunday