DEAD CURIOUS

**Why are they called STAIRS inside but STEPS outside?

**If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?

**Who was the first person to look at a cow and said
    " I think I will squeeze these dangly things here and drink
     whatever comes out.???



**Can you cry under water?

**If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, why are whales FAT????

**Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, called a STAND???

**Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN,
    but nobody wants to DIE????

**In our country, we have FREEDOM of SPEECH, then why do we have TELEPHONE                 BILLS????

**If money doesn't grow on TREES, then why do BANKS have BRANCHES?

**Why doesn't GLUE stick to its BOTTLE????

**Why do you still call it a BUILDING, when its already BUILT????

**If it is true that we are here to HELP others, what are others HERE for????

**If you aren't supposed to DRINK and DRIVE,
   why do bars/pubs have PARKING lots????

**If all the nations in the world are in DEBT,
    where did all the MONEY go????

**When dog food is new with improved TASTE, who TESTS it????

**If the "Black Box" flight recorder Is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole        airplane made out of that stuff????

**Who copyrighted the copyright symbol????

**Why do people say "You've been working like a dog," when dogs just sit around all day????


  We all are living in a seriously funny world!!!!


   TGIF.....ENJOY!!!