DEAD CURIOUS

**Why are they called STAIRS inside but STEPS outside?

**If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?

**Who was the first person to look at a cow and said
    " I think I will squeeze these dangly things here and drink
     whatever comes out.???

KEY ABBREVIATIONS AND THEIR MEANING

1.) *NEWS*- North East West South
2.) *ATM*- Asynchronous Transfer Mode
3.) * CRV*- Current Replacement Value
4.) *UMTS - Universal Mobile Telecommunication System
5.) *VSAT- Very Small Aperture Terminal
6.) *SMS - Short Message Service

HISTORY: DID YOU KNOW THAT....(NIGERIA VERSION PT 2)

1. The River Niger Bridge at Onitsha was constructed between 1964 and 1965 by Dumez- a French construction company and cost £5 million.

2. Patience Jonathan is one of Nigeria’s most-educated First Ladies, with an NCE, a B.Ed, and Msc from University of Port-Harcourt.

3. The highest peak in Nigeria is located in Taraba and is called Chappal Waddi which means “The Mountain of Death”.

YORUBA EPIC POEM AND ITS ENGLISH TRANSLATION (AKOSORI YORUBA FUN GBOGBO OMO KAARO OOJIIRE)

*ISÉ NI ÒÒGÙN ÌSÉ
Work is the antidote for poverty.

*MÚRA SÍ ISÉ RE, ÒRÉÈ MI
Work hard, my friend.

*ISÉ NI A FI Í DI ENI GIGA
work is used to elevate one in respect and importance
(Aspiring to higher height is fully dependent on hard work).

BE LESS PREDICTABLE

They killed him at 7pm at Ebute Metta Lagos, he was fucking predictable, they knew he will always remove all the magical charms on his body whenever he is praying Maghreb at 7pm, Prof Peller paid the price for being too predictable!

26 LIFE PRINCIPLES YOU NEED TO KNOW

          *A*
      *ACCEPT*
      Accept others for who they are and
      for the choices they have made even if
      you have difficulty  understanding their
      beliefs, motives or actions.

          *B*
      *BREAK AWAY*
      Break away from everything that
      stands in the way of what you hope
      to accomplish with your life.

LITTLE DROPS....

Recently, when I was going to bed after using my bathroom, I started hearing sound of drops of water from the tap in slow successions, but since it was dropping into an empty bucket, I decided to let it be.