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Friday 8 July 2016

‘Brexit’, English May Be Dropped as an Official Language of EU. (Plus expert opinion on the alternate language)



The language is one of 24 official ones in use by the European Union, but that could all change as no other country has it as their official language. 

Danuta Hübner, the head of the European Parliament’s Constitutional Affairs Committee (AFCO), warned that English could be stripped of its status after the UK voted 52 to 48 per cent to leave the EU. It enjoys the privilege as the UK identified it as its own official language. 
As soon as Article 50 is triggered, the formal process of leaving the EU which will take around two years, English could cease to become one of the designated languages of the institution.”we have a regulation...where every EU country has the rightto notify one official language” Hübner said “The Irish have notified Maltese,so you have only the U.K. notifying English.If we don’t have the U.K., we don’t have English,” Hübner said.

Also,French want English language kicked out of Europe after Brexit saying it has ‘no legitimacy’.Robert Ménard, the mayor of the southern French town of Béziers, said English no longer has “any legitimacy” and in a bitter swipe has called for EU chiefs to bid adieu to the language.

He even went as far to hint Irish gaelic is more important when someone reminded him Ireland, still an EU member country, speaks English.
Ménard posted in French: “The English language has no more legitimacy in Brussels #Brexit.”

 Expert comical view
If UK leaves EU - The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby
English will not be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some
room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as
"Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump
with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and
keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be
replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage
where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent
to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should
go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz
yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem
of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

And Congratulations you have learnt German within minutes.


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