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Saturday, 8 October 2016

MARRIAGE



Who cares when to marry? Who cares who to marry? Who cares how to marry?
Who cares why to marry? Who cares what marriage is?

For it’s a mosquito net where those inside struggle to go out
While those outside sweat to get in
Glaring it is when you marry and lucky to have a good spouse.
You become the happiest man on earth
But don’t be too much happy
Remember, joy has a slender body
Which may break up soon












When luck turns against you, you have a bad spouse
You become the greatest philosopher
But try one for life is learning
Precisely it is learning by doing
Behold! It does not count
When you marry buy who and why matters
Its only an institutions of graduation
You only matriculate without graduation
It’s just a journey of no returns
Oh! What a rough paths
Man stumble many a time
Over the stumps, shackles and oh!
Blockages embedded in ups and downs of life
It’s a battle front without warfare
The battalions include character formation warriors
Ethics, value and moral combinations
Just an experimental texture impulse.




LAFF IT OFF
COMPETITIVE SLOGANS

Four insurance companies are in competition. One comes up with a slogan ‘coverage from the cradle to the grave”.
 The second one tries to improve on that with “coverage from womb to the tomb”.
 Not to be outdone, the third one comes up with “from the sperm to the worm”.

The fourth insurance company really thought hard and almost gave up the race,
 but finally come up with “coverage from the erection to resurrection’.




4 comments:

  1. Lmaooooo... I cant shout “coverage from the erection to resurrection’... lol.

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