TRUST MOM

Ben invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing

how beautiful Bens mate was. She had long be suspicious of a relationship between Ben

and his roommate and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder

if there was more between Ben and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom’s

 thought, Ben volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Allison

 and I are just roommates.

About a week later, Allison came to Ben and said, ever since your mother came to dinner,

I have been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don’t suppose she took it,

 do you? Ben said, well, I doubt it, but I will write her a letter just to be sure. So he

settles down and wrote;

“Dear mother,

I am not saying “you did” take a gravy ladle from the house and I am not saying

“you did not” take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing

 ever since you were here for dinner”.

Several days later, Ben received a letter from his mother which read:

“Dear Son,

I am not saying that “you do” sleep with Allison and I am not saying that “you do not”

Sleep with Allison. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed,

she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love,

Mom.”

MEMORY TEST

Three elderly men went to a clinic for memory test. The doctor asked the first man

what is three times three? “274” was his reply. The doctor faced the second man and said,

 it’s your turn, what are three times three? The second man quickly replied” Tuesday”.

The doctor shook his head sadly and then asked the third man. Okay, it’s your turn,

 what are three times three? “NINE” the third man said. The doctor was impressed

 commending the third man saying, that’s great! How did you arrive at your answer?

 Simple he said, just subtract 274 from Tuesday.

TGIF FOLKS!