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Wednesday, 5 October 2016

TOMORROW


Tomorrow is a pregnant woman
Nobody knows the issue
Complexion is unknown to all

It’s older though in foetus
Tomorrow is but a vision
The dream of yesterday
Informed the vision of tomorrow
To make your yesterday a history
Tomorrow turns your today a story
If your today is not informed
It’s sure your tomorrow be deformed
Whatever you do counts on your future.



JUST FOR LAFF
GENIUS PARROT

Ekaitte went to the store to buy a parrot trained in the USA and asks
the sales person; "What's so special about this parrot?"

Sales person says:"This parrot is a genius and can answer any question"
Ekaitte asks the parrot;"How do I look?" The parrot replies;
"You look like a fuckin slut?"

Ekaitte gets pissed off and tells the sales person that it’s a very rude
parrot and she cannot buy it despite it was trained in the USA.

The sales person tells Ekaitte to wait for 2 mins...
The sales person takes the parrot to the back of the store and
shoves the parrot into a bucket of water
and when he pulls the parrot out he says;


"if you disrespect the lady out there again i'll soak you back in water"
He takes the parrot back to the store. The sales person apologized to Ekaitte
and says she can ask the parrot another question.
Ekaitte: "If I come home with one man what would you think?"
 Parrot: "He's your husband"
Ekaitte: "Two men?"
Parrot: "Your husband and his brother"
Ekaitte: "Three men?"
Parrot: "Your husband, his brother and
your brother" Ekaitte: "Four men?"


At this time the Parrot turns to the Sales person and says:
"Bring back the bleeping bucket of water I already told you she's a
slut!!!"

6 comments:

  1. lol..crazy parrot

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  2. lumidee adeniran5 October 2016 at 08:33

    hhehe, lmao

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  3. Tomorrow is a pregnant woman
    Nobody knows the issue
    Complexion is unknown to all...
    I pray my tomorrow gives birth to something beautiful... tanx.

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  4. NICE WRITE UP

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