ALWAYS BE YOURSELF

Ever since I was a little kid, I do not want to be me, I wanted to be like Johnny Bravo, and Johnny Bravo didn’t even like me. I walk like he walked, talk like he talked; and I signed for the high school he signed up for.

Which was why Johnny Bravo changed, he began to hang around John Smith; he walked like John Smith, talked like John smith. He mixed me up! I began to walk and talk like Johnny Bravo who was talking and talking like John Smith

And it dawned on me that John Smith walked and talked like Bart Simpson. And Bart Simpson walked and talked like Woody Woodpecker. So here I am walking and talking like Johnny Bravo’s imitation of John Smith’s version of Bart Simpson trying to walk and talks like Woody Woodpecker.

And who you think Woody Woodpecker is always walking and talking like? Of all people, Robin Hood! That little pest who walks and talks LIKE ME!

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN AMERICAN FACEBOOK POST
AND A NIGERIAN FACEBOOK POST.

*AMERICAN POST:*

Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I am from New
York, I love my husband so much and I can do
anything to please him...But recently I am
falling for his cousin, what should I do?

*COMMENTS:*

     *James Silva:* I think u need to talk to your
husband because marriage is all about
communication.

    *Sarah water:* Oh my dear, sorry abt that..
Have been in your shoes before, I had to wake
up and face the fact that I am married.

     *Michael paper:* well just remove your mind
from him and make your husband do the things
you like in his cousin..

*NIGERIAN POST:*

My name is Hannatu, I stay in Abuja, married
with a kid, I think I am falling for my husband's
cousin! What should I do?

*NIGERIAN COMMENTS:*

   *Dayo muyiwa :* Fool, love na food?

    *Nkiru joy:* You are a disgrace to
womanhood..Shame on u.

     *Sam ogun:* Hannatu I lost ten pounds in the
last few weeks, click the link below http.//mobile
shades, com

      *Idris kunle :* Any news about ASUU strike?

      *One love:* If u wants to fall for me too, call my
no: +2347036676657

     *Funmi Leye:* I no blame u at all, better go find
something do with your life, fall koor, stand nii

*Julius kuku:* who u EPP?

    *Tony Abubakar:* How does that affect the price
of garri in the market?

*Isaac Agbede: Abeg, how person fit download  videos on FB?

*Uche Obinna: Park well, ashawo kobo kobo, we know ur type

And dem go dey blame the cousin now...

*Saint cash money: check out my latest songs and downloads on

www.google.com/freeminds. enjoy.

*Faith Olajuwon: This is a spiritual attack; you need to see your pastor

For fervent fasting and prayer.

*Osas Ighodalo: See dem hypocrites comments, which of una no dey

Cut show? make una cast stone make we see, Follow your mind jare.

Do have a blessed week