LOVE POSTULATES...EQUATION AND STATISTICS

*To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all.

* A woman marries a man, expecting that he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she does not change and she does

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*A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she does not need.

*A successful man is the one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is the one who can find such a man.

*Men listen to music because they wanted to fall in love. Women listen to music because they are in love.

*Men fall in love with what they see.  Women fall in love with what they hear.

*Woman has the last word in any argument.

HOW SMART ARE YOU?

You are driving along in your car on a wild stormy night, it’s raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus:

1.       An old lady who looks as if she is about to die!

2.       An old friend who once saved you life!

3.       The perfect partner you have been dreaming about!

Which one would you chose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?

Think before you continue reading...........

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

-You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first;

-or you could take the old friend because he once save your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back.

-However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. Guess what was his answer?

He simply answered:

“I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.”

YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX!

FAMILY PROBLEM

Two men met at the bus stop and were conversing. One of them complained of having family problems and the other said “you think that you have a family problem?!

A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown up daughter and we got married. I got myself a step-daughter. Later, my father married my step-daughter and that made my step-daughter, my step-mother and my father my step-son. Also my wife became the mother-in-law of her father-in-law. Much later, the daughter of my wife, who is now my step-mother, had a son. He is now my half- brother because he was my father son. He was also the son of my wife’s daughter, who makes him my wife grand-son and this makes me the grand-father of my half-brother.

All that was nothing until my wife had a son. Now the half-sister of my son, my step-mother, is also his grand-mother. This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose step-sister is my wife. I am my step-mother’s brother-in-law while my wife is her own child’s aunt. My son is my father’s nephew and I am my own grandfather.