THINGS TO KNOW IN LIFE....

1. Never ask a woman her age. 
2. Never ask a man his salary 
3. Never ask a student his score in an exam.

4. Never ask an Arsenal fan about their Champions League trophy (they don't know when they will get one....pls try not to laugh 

5. Never ask a Chelsea fan about their 2015-2016 seasons (everything went wrong for them....Smh vigorously 
6. Never ask a Liverpool fan about their Premier League trophy (they can't remember the last time they won it, probably when Adolf Hitler was still alive...they need your prayers 
7. Never ask a Man U fan about their era after Alex Ferguson (David Moyes and Van Gaal really kept them dreaming at The Theatre of Dreams....I can't laugh 
8. Never ask a Man City fan about their Legends (they don't have any....small club like that 
9. Never ask a Tottenham fan the last time they won at Stamford Bridge (they have had series of heartbreaks there the recent one being losing the EPL title there....so saddening

EPL IS BACK!....LET THE BANTERS BEGINS

HOW TO KNOW YOU ARE AN UGLY GIRL

1.     Ugly girls will tag 95 people in a pic and still get 2 likes,

Probably from her family members.

2.         When a group of girls wanna take a pictures,
they hand over the camera to her..If you're
that girl, then you're ugly.

3.        If no guy has ever paid your transport fare in a public bus,
then you have to do something about your looks..

4.        Whenever there is drama rehearsals in your church,

They always select you to play the role of a witch, vampire or
demon, you need no makeup, and your ugliness is perfect fit.

5.         Most girls with sweet names on face book like "mo cute”,” pinkly
Berry”,” dope, Diva, Queen”,” Nicky" are usually very ugly,

Just using sweet names for consolation.

6.     Whenever you are at the party hardly will guys ask you for a dance,

 All your friends are on the dance floor, but you are the only one sitting,

 while lots of guys are dancing alone..... If this has been happening to you,

 you are in this category we are talking about#teamworwor.

7.     Whenever your friends are taking group pictures and they kept telling you to shift,

move small, or go to the front, or they said you should squat down in the front,

no doubt about that you are definitely ugly!

8.     When that guy you are dating saw some of your old pictures,

 when you are very young and he kept saying".. Na
you be this", No it can't be you, why you come change as you
don grow?... You fine when you are small oooo. He is
indirectly telling you, youre now ugly#fact!

9.     Whenever he keeps asking you, your make up don finish your foundation no dey again,

 your mascara don finish, why you no apply powder.

 You change for my eye today. He can't

10.    Ugly girls won't even like this post cause they are angry
with me right now for exposing them, sorry.

NOTHING PERSONAL, JUST FOR FUN TO EASE YOUR MONDAY ......