BE GRATEFUL

A man reached 70 years of age and was affected by a disease which made him unable to urinate.

The doctors told him that he needs an operation to cure the disease.

He agreed to do the operation as the problem was giving him severe pain for days.

SOMEDAY......

SOMEDAY WHEN THE KIDS ARE GROWN, things are going to be a lot different. The garage won't be full of bikes, electric train tracks on plywood, sawhorses surrounded by chunks of two-by-fours, nails, a hammer and saw, unfinished "experimental projects," and the rabbit cage. I'll be able to park both cars neatly in just the right places, and never again stumble over skateboards, a pile of papers (saved for the school fund drive), or the bag of rabbit food--now split and spilled.

MAN VS WOMAN: HUMAN BRAIN ANALYSIS

**MULTI TASKING

WOMEN-MULTIPLE PROCESSES-Women brain designed to concentrate multi task at a time. Women can watch a TV, talk over a phone and cool.

DOCUMENTATION IS KEY!

Once a doctor was travelling by train in A/c class. He was traveling to Bangalore!
He was traveling alone!
Some time later, a Beautiful lady came and sat in the opposite berth!

WHO IS MORE IMPORTANT?

One day, during an evening class for adults, the psychology Teacher entered the class and told students, “Let’s all play a game!” “What Game?”
The Teacher asked one of the students to volunteer.

Today marks the end of Ekiti Parapo liberation war A.K.A Kiriji War (1870-1886) 130 years ago.

Today, 23^rd September 2016 makes it exact 130 years that the Pan Yoruba Peace treaty was agreed at Imesi-ile,Osun state, signalling the end of the 16 years civil war among the Yorubas, South west Nigeria popularly known as kiriji war. It should be noted that ‘Kiriji’ was an onomatopoeic name given to the war from the thunderous sound of the cannons the Ekitis and Ijeshas, under the command of Ogedengbe, purchased in abundance which also gave them an advantage over Ibadan.

Nigerian music legend and World Music Artist, King Sunny Ade turns 70 today

The veteran singer-songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, who is one of Africa’s biggest exports to the global music scene, hit the BIG 70 today. Sunny Ade is reputed to have pioneered modern world music and has been classified as one of the most influential musicians of all time.

MYSTERY BEHIND THE LANGUAGE

Language is no doubt a unique and patent means of communication whether written or spoken. It remains a building cord that holds the world in unity. All over the world, different languages are used by members of yet various communities to export their various achievements, success and

WOMEN...WHAT YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THEM.

*Most women (not all) like wild, crazy men for dating process but when it comes to marriage, they want responsible, reliable real men.

*No means No! Sometimes it could mean YES, if you know what to do.

CELEBRATING AFRO HIP HOP ICON, INNOCENT TUFACE UJAH IDIBIA AT 41

 One of Africa's biggest and most established Legendary Act, 2face Idibia (2 baba) turns 41 today, 18th September, 2015. Some say he is the best of his generation, many say he is the most successful contemporary music artiste in Nigeria today. He is one of the most decorated and successful Afro pop artists in Africa. He is also one of the most bankable artists in Africa.

IN THE BEGINNING WAS NOT THE WORD.....

In the beginning was not the word

In the word was the beginning

FRIDAY SPECIAL: INSPIRING STORY ABOUT HUMILITY

You might have read this story but it's worth reading again. This is arguably the most beautiful story I have received 

THROWBACK THURSDAY: REMEMBERING ANOTHER RAGGAE LEGEND, PETER TOSH 29 YEARS ON

Last Sunday makes it exactly 29 years ago that The Reggae Superstar, Peter Tosh, was murdered during a home invasion. Peter Tosh, OM was a Jamaican reggae musician. Along with Robert Nesta Marley (Bob Marley) and Neville O'Reilly Livingston (Bunny Wailer), he was one of the core members of the band THE WAILERS (1963-1974), after which he established himself as a successful solo artist and a promoter of Rastafari.

WHO IS AN ACCOUNTANT, WHAT DO THEY DO

AN ACCOUNTANT IS......

*LIKE A MIDWIFE:

An accountant deliver babies (SUBSIDIARIES)

20 YEARS ANNIVERSARY OF DA DON KILLUMINATI: TUPAC AMARU SHAKUR, THE GREATEST RAPPER THAT EVER LIVETH

Today marks 20years since the day Tupac Shakur was fatally shot in a drive-by shooting at the intersection of Flamingo Road and Koval Lane in Las Vegas, Nevada. Born Lesane Parish Crooks on June 16, 1971 in the East Harlem section of Manhattan in New York City. His mother, Alice Faye Williams and his father Billy Garland, both were active

TRUE LIFE STORY

A woman baked bread for members of her family and an extra one for a hungry passerby. She kept the extra bread on the Window-sill, for whosoever would take it away. Every day, a hunch-back came and took away the bread. Instead of expressing gratitude, he muttered the following words as he went his way: "The evil you do remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!"

BRAIN TEASER

Rearrange the letters to find out the names of the books in the Bible...
(No Cheating. Don't check your Bible).

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

               

                 (1) When a guy open a car door for a girl, it’s either the girl is new or the car is new.

(2) A guy asked u for sex and u asked, "Do u Love me?” What do you expect him
to say, or Are you a LEARNER?

IMPORTANT HEALTH TIPS

A chat with a Heart and Utility Specialist Doctor, the transcript of   the chat is given below. Useful for everyone.

Qn1. What are the thumb rules for a layman to take care of his heart?

RIO PARALYMPIC OLYMPICS 2016 COMMENCES

The fifteenth edition Summer Paralympic Games,kicks off yesterday inside macarana stadium,Rio de Janeiro,Brazil. It is a major international multi-sport event for athletes with disabilities governed by the International Paralympic Committee, to be held from 7 September to 18 September 2016.

ON THIS DAY.....20 YEARS AGO

Tupac Amaru Shakur, American Rap icon was shot four times (twice in the chest, once in the hand, and once in the thigh) in a drive-by shooting in Las Vegas Nevada. He attended the Bruce Seldon vs. Mike Tyson boxing match with Suge Knight at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas.

WHEN GOD MADE A WOMAN

By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said “why are you spending so much time on this one?” And the Lord answered, have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on a diet coke and leftovers, have a lap than can hold

REMEMBERING NIGERIA FOREMOST LEGAL ILUMINARY, GANI FAWEHINMI....7 YEARS ON

Yesterday make it seven years since Gani Fawehinmi died after a protracted battle with cancer. It was the demise of an astute lawyer and activist, whom the ‘masses’ and his admirers from the Obafemi Awolowo University (OAU) adorned with the title ‘Senior Advocate of the Masses.

MAJOR EVENTS IN NIGERIA HISTORY PT 3: FULL STORY OF ANOTHER NOTORIOUS ARMED ROBBER, SHINA RAMBO

Shina Rambo now Mathew Oluwanifemi was a name that sent shivers down the spine of people who lived in the South West of Nigeria and even outside Nigeria, like Benin Republic and neighbourhood, in the 1990s. He was a hardened criminal, a terror and killer, one whom men of the security agencies will never forget in haste. Shina Rambo as at then was reported to be the king of the road because of the way and manner he carried out his operation. He was an armed robber who

MAJOR EVENTS IN NIGERIA HISTORY PT 2: LAWRENCE ANINI, Nigeria’s Most Notorious Armed Robber

Lawrence Nomanyagbon Anini, Nigeria’s acclaimed most notorious armed robber, was born sometimes in 1960. He terrorised the old Bendel State, especially its capital, Benin City in the 1980s, but in 1986, his robbery exploits reached a terrific level that it became a national issue. He operated along with his lieutenant, Monday Osunbor, and others. However, one striking feature in the Anini reign of terror was the police complicity. It was soon discovered that the Anini gang had insiders within the police hierarchy of which George Iyamu, a Deputy Superintendent of Police, was their arrowhead.

MAJOR EVENTS IN NIGERIA HISTORY PT 1 : Execution of Notorious Nigerian Robber ‘Doctor’ Ishola Oyenusi On The 8th of September, 1971.

‘Doctor’ Ishola Oyenusi is a name etched in the history of Nigeria as one of the most violent armed robbers, a criminal who unleashed boundless terror on many Nigerians. But who was he and what did he do that his name was associated with so much notoriety?