IN THE BEGINNING WAS NOT THE WORD.....

In the beginning was not the word

In the word was the beginning

Where earth was water and Brittle wind

And the sky was a brief breath

Above the clouds

The word roamed the void

Fleshed in the vowel

Boned by the consonant

And the vowel went into labour

And the sea was born

And the consonant stretched its loin

And the mountain erupted into view

And the river sprang down

Between the teeth of the mountain

And in the armpit of the plains

The long journey of the lakes began

The sea met the mountain

And the syllable was born

The vowel met the consonant

And the word was born

In the word was the beginning

And the word named the sea

And the sea named the sky

And the sky named the sole

And the sole named the palm

And the palm named the womb

And the womb named the tomb

And the tomb counted silence

In the digits of seven

..... The word named God

 - Niyi Osundare

PHONE PALAVA

My Android don chop my money tire, na him I come vex yesterday sell am, come take some money buy china phone!

 The phone get TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, Fire lighter etc. I fit write Text message with toothpicks sef. But now am in bigger trouble!!!

1. E go full after 3 minutes of charging.

2. The spellings get mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-pon, samswag etc.

3. When aeroplane pass, e go record "One missed Call"

4. When a big car horn; e go show "Charger connected"

5. When Chinese man pass, e go show: "One Bluetooth device found"

 6. When fine lady waka pass, e go show "WiFi On"

7. When ugly lady waka pass, e go show, "Virus detected"

Abeg ooo! I wan sell am! Who wan buy ooo? Even as I dey find buyer, e dey show me for screen say "No contacts found.

Do have a great weekend.