WHO IS MORE IMPORTANT?

One day, during an evening class for adults, the psychology Teacher entered the class and told students, “Let’s all play a game!” “What Game?”
The Teacher asked one of the students to volunteer.

A gentleman, femi came forward.
The Teacher asked him to write 30 names of most important people in his life on blackboard.
Femi wrote names of his family members, relatives, friends,
his colleagues and his neighbours.
The Teacher told him to erase 3 names that femi considered most unimportant.
Femi erased names of his colleagues.
The Teacher again told him to delete 5 more names. Femi erased his neighbor's names.
This went on until there were just four names left on the blackboard. These were names of his mother, father, wife and the only daughter...
The entire class became silent realizing that this wasn’t a game anymore for femi alone.
Now, The Teacher told him to delete two more names.
It was a very difficult choice for femi. He unwillingly deleted his parents names.
“Please delete one more” said the Teacher.
Femi became very nervous and with trembling hands and tears in his eyes he deleted his daughter name. Femi cried painfully...
The Teacher told femi to take his seat.
After a while Teacher asked "why your wife? The parents are the ones that nurtured you, and the daughter is the one you gave birth to??? And you can always find another wife!!!"
Total silence in the class.
Everyone was curious to know his response.
Femi calmly and slowly said, “One day my parents will pass away before me.
My daughter may also leave me when she grows old, for her studies or business or marriage to live with her husband or whatever reason. The only one, who will truly share her entire life with me, is my wife”.
All the students stood up and applauded him for sharing this truth of life.

MORALS
This is true. So always value your life partner, it's not only for wives but husbands as well.
God has united these two souls and it's on you now to nurture this relationship above all. If this has ministered to u please thank God for your spouse and give more attention and love to him or her.

RETIREMENT NOTICE

Due to the current financial situation, management has decided to implement a scheme to put all workers over 30 on early retirement. The scheme will be known as RAPE (Retired Age Person Early).

Person selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT (Special Help AFTer retirement) scheme.

Person who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be review under the SCREW (Scheme for Retired Early Worker) scheme. A person may be RAPED only once, SHAFTED twice and SCREW as many times as management deems appropriate

Person who has been RAPED can apply to get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependant or Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earning for Retired Personnel and Early Severances’). Obviously, people who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the management.

Person staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management as always pride itself for the amount of SHIT it gives to its staff. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring it to the attention of your manager. He have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

Do have a splendid week ahead.