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Friday, 30 September 2016

BE GRATEFUL


A man reached 70 years of age and was affected by a disease which made him unable to urinate.
The doctors told him that he needs an operation to cure the disease.
He agreed to do the operation as the problem was giving him severe pain for days.


When the operation was completed the doctor gave him a bill which covered all the costs.
After looking at the bill, the man started crying. Upon seeing this, the doctor said "If the cost is too high then we could make some other arrangements for you.

"The old man replied, "I am not crying because of the money but I am crying because God let me urinate for 70 years and He never sent me a bill!"

Beloved, have you thanked God for His countless blessings today?
Have you thought about the cost of oxygen in the hospital? Yet, God has given us free oxygen (air) since we were born.

Can we not see that God is so gracious, merciful and full of compassion?
If you are truly grateful to God for your life, share this message with others, not because you expect a blessing but because you are grateful.

I'm grateful!!!




JUST FOR LAUGH ... WHO WAN DIE?

Mumuni entered a mosque carrying a brand new cutlass and asked: "who is a Muslim here?"

The whole mosque went as silent as a grave yard.

Mumuni asked again "how can a full mosque have no Muslim?"

No one replied.

Mumuni then grabbed the nearby young man and went out with him and told him
"son, come and help me kill my goat bcos i don't know how to do it".
After the young man had killed the goat, he told Mumuni that he didn't know how to skin it
and that Mumuni should go back to the mosque and get someone else to help him do
that.

Mumuni returned to the mosque with the cutlass dripping with blood.

When the IMAM saw the same man again in the mosque with blood dripping from his cutlass,

he immediately shouted "MY BROTHERS IN CHRIST, PRAISE THE LOOORD OOOOO!"

The whole mosque responded:
"Halleluyaaah!"

TGIF FOLKS!



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