DOCUMENTATION IS KEY!

Once a doctor was travelling by train in A/c class. He was traveling to Bangalore!
He was traveling alone!
Some time later, a Beautiful lady came and sat in the opposite berth!

He was pleasantly happy!
The lady kept smiling at him! This made him even more Happy!
Then she went and sat next to him!
He was bubbling with Joy!
She then leant towards him and whispered in his ear " Hand over all your valuables, cash, cards, mobile phone to me
else I will shout and tell everybody that you are harassing and misbehaving with me"
He stared blankly at her!
He took out a paper and a pen from his bag and wrote “I cannot hear or speak. You write on this paper whatever you want to say"
The lady wrote everything what she said earlier and gave it to him!
He took her note, kept it in his pocket!
He got up and told her in clear tones..."Now shout & scream!!"

MORALS OF THE STORY: DOCUMENTATION IS VERY IMPORTANT

ONLY IN NAIJA.... (Pidgin version)

*Na only for Nigeria you go see fish inside "MEAT PIE".

*Na only for Nigeria we dey count money after we withdraw am from ATM

because we no even trust ATM machines.

*Na only for Nigeria PHCN dey say:-Win a brand new GENERATOR
if you pay your NEPA bill...

*Na only for Naija people dey horn for traffic light make e
quick change from Red to Green...

*Na only for Nigeria Pharmacy dey sell Coke, Recharge Card, Chin chin, Puff puff

and beer, Wetin you no see for Naija, you no fit see am anywhere in d world...

*Trust me. Na only 4 naija you go find a graduate of mechanical engineering

 dey do him NYSC 4 Police station.

*Na only 4 naija you go see one person dey use Bold5, X3, Ipad2 and
Nokia N8 all at once while his mother dey sell groundnut For junction.

*Na only 4 naija you go see a graduate of law dey work as generator
repairer.

*Na 4 only Naija, you go see mad man dey control traffic, people
wey their head correct dey obey...

*Na 4 only Naija, wey you go see the president senior the
country himself.

*Na 4 only Naija, you go see native doctor dey use laptop connected
with MTN modem. Maybe they are now consulting the spirits online.

*Na only for naija u go see a man selling a book from street to street
dat says HOW TO MAKE MONEY WITHOUT STRESS. I wonder why
him no read d book.

*Na only for naija groundnut go dey inside bottle and water go dey inside nylon sachet.

*Na for only naija where typing Amen to pastor prayer on facebook  will make you a billionaire.

* Na 4 only naija Jesus will send you watsap message and threaten to kill you

     If you do not send it to 20 people on your contact

I salute una Nigerians,Naija no dey carry last...