WOMEN...WHAT YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THEM.

*Most women (not all) like wild, crazy men for dating process but when it comes to marriage, they want responsible, reliable real men.

*No means No! Sometimes it could mean YES, if you know what to do.

* They always know when you are sneaking look at other women no matter how shrewd or swift.

*Nothing says “I have you” like thoughtful, unsolicited, little gifts on days that are not special (they love surprises).

*Their job is just as stressful, serious, significant as yours (be considerate).

*Woman’s trust is a catacomb, not a blackboard.

*They adore themselves, feelings should be mutual, first impression lingers on.

*Non-judgmental, uninterrupted listening to their hopes, dreams, fear and securities makes them feel they’re the center of your universe.

*There is no such thing as fashion; they take birthday and anniversaries seriously.

*Pillow talk is special, sacred and above all secret; repeating it to anyone is ground for break up.

*Cheating, unemployment and unexplained disappearances are automatic deal breakers.

*women are secretive in nature.

*One lie soils a thousand truth. Once discovered, it will be stored in a long-term memory for later retrieval.

*Everything is governed by their emotions.

*Never underestimate the capability or strength of a woman; forget where it would end for women, it is all about the journey.

LAFF IT OFF...... ANNIVERSARY CARD

A man went into a stationery store to buy an anniversary card for his wife. He spent half an hour searching for the right anniversary greeting.

Noticing the man lingering over one card after the other. The clerk went back to see if she could help. Is there a problem? She asked; Yes! There is, he replied ruefully. I can’t find one my wife will believe!